Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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