we're blogging at a bar
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Randomize
