Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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