but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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