I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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