my mouth tastes like poor choices
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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