I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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