so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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