found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You've changed since you got that strap on
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
