i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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