so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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