what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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