if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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