This girl is more easily done than said...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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