i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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