Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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