Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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