Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Randomize
