I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You took a bar mat shot.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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