So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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