Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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