what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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