dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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