I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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