so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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