I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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