I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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