I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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