Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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