we have officially lost it.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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