There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize