Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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