why didn't you poke me back
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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