Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I cut my penus on the lid.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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