The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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