Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
two words...techno handjob
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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