i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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