So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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