so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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