I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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