I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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