Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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