redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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