D3 body, D1 cock
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
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