She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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