new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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