mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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