I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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