did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Let's get the cat blown out
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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