Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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